Friday, December 18, 2015

Fine City


Okay when you go to Singapore is there are fines. Fine, I never get fined there. When you planning to go there is you keep an address of the place you gonna stay there. One way or the other, you got to find an address because they will not let you enter. You can look up the internet for hotel addresses and write it down.

No smoking. Why would you smoke? Its because you like cigars or cigarettes. It causes lung cancer and the smoke produced also causes harm to bystanders.

Not flushing. Its a heinous crime that you open the cover of the toilet bowl and you find the anti-matter there. It ruins your day.

No spitting. You can spit in the tissue to prevent the release of virus in the air especially when you have diseases like colds, flu and the like.

No littering. Put your garbage in your bags and pocket until you find a thrash can.

No bird feeding. When you feed the birds is they gonna be dependent and multiply so they gonna overrun the place and reduce visibility which is dangerous, annoying and messy.

No importation of chewing gum. Have candies and gummies instead.

No unnatural sex. Scandalous homosexuals are fined, I wish we can have this as a law to discipline the aggressive gays in public.

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